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ALBERTA SEPARATION: A PRAIRIE DEPARTURE PLAN

This book is a work of satire and should not be used as legal advice, constitutional guidance, pipeline engineering documentation, or official policy for an independent prairie republic. Any resemblance to real politicians, bureaucrats, consultants, strategic task forces, or AI-generated government statements is entirely unavoidable.

The author...

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THE PRINCIPLE OF INEVITABLE COGNITIVE MISADVENTURE: A Field Guide to Humanity’s Ongoing Commitment to Terrible Ideas

The Principle of Inevitable Cognitive Misadventure states that no matter how advanced society becomes, eventually someone will press the wrong button. Committees may meet, experts may brief, and warning labels may multiply, but human nature remains undefeated. History is essentially a long documentary about people confidently making terrible...

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The Universal Stupidity Matrix: A Field Guide to Human Miscalculation

The Universal Stupidity Matrix is a hilarious and unsettling exploration of humanity’s most abundant natural resource: stupidity. Blending psychology, history, science, and comedy, this book explains why people—smart people, educated people, powerful people—continue to make catastrophically dumb decisions, often with total confidence and...

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Alberta Separation Alberta separation is what happens when a province looks


Alberta separation is what happens when a province looks at its paycheque, looks at Ottawa, and quietly mutters, “We need to talk.”

For years, Alberta has supplied Canada with oil, tax revenue, and enough economic activity to keep several government departments fully caffeinated. In return, it has received regulations, lectures, and the occasional reminder that prosperity is somehow suspicious.

Naturally, this has led to renewed calls for separation — or as politicians prefer to call it, “a...

Politics: The Fine Art of Not Knowing Things Politics is the only

Politics is the only profession where being completely unqualified is not just tolerated—it’s practically a requirement. Where else can someone with no grasp of basic economics, science, or geography end up in charge of an entire nation?

Forget experience, knowledge, or coherent thought. All you really need is a good profile, a vague promise to “fix things,” and the ability to confidently avoid answering questions you don’t have a prepared response for in favour of your preferred talking...

Creative Ways Politicians Take Your Money (Without Calling It a Tax!)

Politicians are geniuses—true visionaries—when it comes to taking your money without actually calling it a tax. After all, “tax” is such an ugly word. It makes people angry, and we wouldn’t want that! Instead, they come up with brilliant alternatives that sound much more palatable.

Take fees, for example. Want to renew your driver’s license? That’ll be $90, but don’t worry—it’s not a tax! It’s just a small administrative fee to ensure the Ministry of Transportation continues its stellar...

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