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The Universal Stupidity Matrix is a hilarious and unsettling exploration of humanity’s most abundant natural resource: stupidity. Blending psychology, history, science, and comedy, this book explains why people—smart people, educated people, powerful people—continue to make catastrophically dumb decisions, often with total confidence and...

Bureaucracide (noun):

The slow, painful death of a project, idea, or will to live due to excessive paperwork, redundant approvals, and the unholy trinity of "waiting for a response," "lost in the system," and "please resubmit in triplicate." In advanced stages, bureaucracide can escalate beyond individuals and projects, leading to the complete...

The Cognitive Dissonance Survival Guide: How to Hold Two Contradictory Beliefs Without Your Brain Exploding is the book humanity didn't ask for—but desperately needs. If you've ever said, "I'm totally committed to fitness," while eating a donut the size of your head… congratulations, you're already fluent in cognitive dissonance. This guide...

The Grand Unified Theory of Public Stupidity is the long-awaited field guide to humanity's most abundant natural resource: stupidity. Not the charming, individual kind that leads to burnt toast or forgotten birthdays—no, this is mass stupidity, the collective force that moves markets, shapes elections, inspires social media challenges, and...

The Pareto Principle says 80% of outcomes come from 20% of causes.

But when the government gets involved?

Congratulations — the math melts into chaos faster than a budget surplus before an election year.

In The Pareto Principle Meets the Government, Harry Lauder delivers a wickedly funny tour through the upside-down universe where efficiency goes...

Have you ever stood in line at the grocery store, staring at lettuce priced like gold bullion, and thought to yourself: "You know what this situation needs? More government involvement."

If yes, this book is not for you.

The Lost Middle is for the vast, exhausted majority who don't want revolutions, riots, or ideological cosplay. They want a...

Crypto for the Cautious is your no-hype, common-sense guide to entering the world of cryptocurrency without losing your wallet—or your sanity. Written for skeptics, late adopters, and the financially curious, this book explains the crypto universe in plain English, with humor, honesty, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Whether you’re wondering if...

Introduction: Welcome to the Digital Gold Rush—No Pickaxe Required

Let’s be honest.

When you first heard the word Bitcoin, you probably thought it was some new-fangled gaming token or a scam cooked up by a 22-year-old in his mom’s basement. And who could blame you? The headlines didn’t help—“Bitcoin crashes!” “Bitcoin soars!” “Bitcoin is dead...

Dive into the world of Bitcoin with this light-hearted guide! From its mysterious origins to reshaping global finance, this book explains complex concepts with humor, stories, and sarcasm. Perfect for curious beginners ready to explore the digital gold revolution—no financial jargon, just laughs and insights!

Who says retirement planning has to be all spreadsheets and seriousness? A Modern Approach to Retirement takes the age-old question of “How do I secure my future?” and spices it up with a dash of Bitcoin. Yes, Bitcoin—the thing your tech-savvy nephew won’t stop talking about.

This book is your light hearted no-nonsense guide to figuring out...

If you have ever stood in line at the grocery store and thought, “You know what this is missing? Government involvement.” And let’s face it, who hasn’t? This book is for you. “The Complete Build Your Own Bureaucracy Kit” is your guide to transforming any simple system into an overregulated, paperwork-filled nightmare. Learn to create job titles...