The Complete Build Your Own Bureaucracy Kit

If you have ever stood in line at the grocery store and thought, “You know what this is missing? Government involvement.” And let’s face it, who hasn’t? This book is for you. “The Complete Build Your Own Bureaucracy Kit” is your guide to transforming any simple system into an overregulated, paperwork-filled nightmare. Learn to create job titles like “Chief Synergy Facilitator,” Create buzzwords like” Bureaucracide, ” implement processes so convoluted no one remembers the original task, and master the fine art of looking busy while achieving nothing. If you’ve ever wanted to make life more complicated, you’ve found your calling. Welcome to the bureaucracy!